Well with two hundred pages finally typed, and my holiday traveling done, it is time to focus on hockey again…just in time for power rankings as always. But rejoice Pennsylvania! Your teams go one-two! And mourn Long Island bros and Jersey Situations for your teams go last and more last. Here’s how the rest of the field shapes out.

The Flyers win three games all against formidable opponents and cement top spot for the week. Photo courtesy of nhl.com
1. Philadelphia Flyers (22-7-5) Week 9 Rank – 3: Justification? Try three wins for the week, coming against the likes of Pittsburgh (who was on a tear), Montreal, and the Rangers. And Mr. Consistency for the week? Nikolay Zherdev. No, really. Four goals and an assist in three games.
2. Pittsburgh Penguins (21-10-2) Week 9 Rank – 1: While the battle for Pennsylvania was lost despite Pittsburgh getting contributions from Malkin and Crosby, it’s not excusable when the rest of the team contributed nothing else. Malkin gets every goal for the Pens this week and Crosby assists on each of them. Not bad for a two man team but some support is necessary.
3. Dallas Stars (20-10-3) Week 9 Rank – 7: A bunch of close games for Dallas, all four games within one goal, but Dallas comes out with three wins and seven out of eight points. The top six are clicking, the defense is playing solid, and even Andrew Raycroft is winning.
4. Detroit Red Wings (20-8-4) Week 9 Rank – 2: Pretty easy to say Detroit was frustrated this week. 51 shots and no goals, a 4-1 loss to rival Chicago, and Osgood still can’t win number 400 as the Wings lose to Dallas in overtime. I think Chris Osgood may be the luckiest goalie in existence, seeing how he may be the least talented goalie to win 400 games.
5. Montreal Canadians (19-12-2) Week 9 Rank – 4: Montreal ran into the freight train known as Philadelphia, but the Habs win the big game against Boston to retain the lead of the Northeast. P.K. Subban also had a goal and assist and went -3 this week. Seemed to play better when it wasn’t the “white” way. More distressing is Carey Price looking strangely human.
6. Vancouver Canucks (18-8-4) Week 9 Rank – 6: An easier schedule, but two wins are two wins, even if they are against Columbus (who is currently playing pretty bad) and Toronto (who are usually bad). It did take Ryan Kesler to singlehandedly get them over Columbus however.
7. Colorado Avalanche (19-10-4) Week 9 Rank – 16: Colorado is looking like an offensive juggernaut, ranking first in the league in goals per game with a pretty substantial gap. The issue is on the other end as the Avs are 27th in goals against. Least the games are entertaining. It worked for their advantage this week though, 4-0, and puts them atop the Northwest.
8. Los Angeles Kings (18-12-1) Week 9 Rank – 8: Jon Quick suffered a case of Halak-itis this week, shutting out the Red Wings with 51 saves while before that essentially blowing a game, and afterwards allowing five goals to St. Louis. It also puts a slight damper on the Kings offensive really finding their grove lately, as they score 17 in four games.
9. New York Rangers (20-14-1) Week 9 Rank – 10: Not a bad week for the Blue Shirts, though a shellacking against the Flyers did hurt. The problem is the Rangers still can’t get into second even despite playing strong. Plus side is they are miles ahead of New Jersey and the Islanders.
10. Boston Bruins (17-10-4) Week 9 Rank – 5: Not much luck in their own division this week for the Bruins, though a win over Washington is always appreciated. Even if it comes with the Caps in the midst of a massive slide. The bag of pucks from L.A. for Sturm didn’t contribute.
11. Tampa Bay Lightning (18-10-4) Week 9 Rank – 12: The best match no one watched: Tampa against Atlanta. Tampa timely wins now puts them in striking distance to claim the Southeast. Now if they could get some consistency in net (Nabokov!) the Bolts are in really good shape.
12. Washington Capitals (19-12-4) Week 9 Rank – 11: Well it took a while but Washington finally won a game, and they really had to fight to get it…against the Senators. Still, an eight game losing streak can mess with a team’s confidence pretty badly. 11 goals for, 28 against in eight games with Ovechkin only totaling two goals and two assists. Here’s to better times.
13. Atlanta Thrashers (18-11-5) Week 9 Rank – 14: Third southeastern team in a row here, which hopefully is an indicator for how tight the division is currently. Atlanta however didn’t fare too well against their own division, losing to Tampa and Carolina in shootouts. They did thoroughly beat up New Jersey, which is like smacking around a toddler nowadays.
14. Nashville Predators (17-9-6) Week 9 Rank – 17: Nashville seems to be sneaking up on people again. Winners of eight of nine until Los Angeles abused them in a 6-1 loss. Anders Lindback has been the biggest reason for the success. Time to trade Pekka Rinne.
15. San Jose Sharks (17-11-5) Week 9 Rank – 15: The up and down ride continues. A very slow week for the big three in San Jose, as Heatley is the only one to record a goal, and Thornton and Marleau manage only two assists apiece. Good thing Logan Couture does all the scoring these days. Finnish goalie watch: Niemi has two losses but played better, and Niittymaki wins twice.
16. Chicago Blackhawks (18-14-3) Week 9 Rank – 13: Chicago has no success against Colorado for the week, but beat L.A. and Detroit. Looks like the defense has just enough to get the Hawks by for now. Also helps when they keep their penalty kill from playing since it is atrocious.
17. Columbus Blue Jackets (16-13-3) Week 9 Rank – 9: The slide continues since I jinxed them, AND the third jersey curse strikes again. Quite the amount of bad luck hitting the Jackets outside of Kris Huselius returning and getting a hat trick. Too bad the rest of their offense is terrible, and when they do score Steve Mason blows the game by looking like garbage. Vive Mathieu Garon.
18. Phoenix Coyotes (15-9-7) Week 9 Rank – 18: The trip to the eastern seaboard displayed a much more flawed Coyotes team to the masses. Shutout by New Jersey than they fall in a shootout to the Rangers. It also took them shootout to defeat the Islanders.
19. St. Louis Blues (15-11-5) Week 9 Rank – 19: The Blues are giving up a lot of goals, which of course makes winning a lot more difficult. Their record is indicative of this, as St. Louis goes 1-2. It also gets more difficult when six of your key players are out with injuries.
20. Carolina Hurricanes (15-12-4) Week 9 Rank – 23: Showing some steely resolve the Canes come back two games in a row to steal wins, and then let Eric Staal take over to get their fourth win in a row, and cap off a perfect 3-0 week for Carolina. Now if they weren’t so far behind in the Southeast that division would be a real madhouse right now.
21. Florida Panthers (14-16-0) Week 9 Rank – 21: Florida blew a game because all of a sudden Tomas Vokoun thought Tuomo Ruutu was a scoring threat. Luckily for Florida their offense showed up big in Buffalo. Unluckily for Florida, Flo Rida was skating with the Stars’ Ice Girls.
22. Anaheim Ducks (17-15-4) Week 9 Rank – 20: At least the Ducks were consistent. Two goals each game this week scored by the Ducks, though they only won one of three games, with that win coming against the ailing Capitals. Meanwhile, the two losses came courtesy of the Islanders and Canes.
23. Minnesota Wild (14-13-4) Week 9 Rank – 22: A week featuring a pair of games against some pretty light competition resulted in a split for the week for Minnesota, which of course means they are a pretty light competitor in general.
24. Calgary Flames (14-16-3) Week 9 Rank – 26: Another team with a fairly easy schedule, but that is only a subpar team in their own right. A bit more success for the Flames though, winning against Columbus and Toronto (see: #6 Vancouver), even though Columbus gift wrapped the game to them after Calgary let their lead get away.
25. Buffalo Sabres (13-16-4) Week 9 Rank – 24: Buffalo’s offense has seemingly decided to take the rest of the year off. Well everyone but Drew Stafford of all people. Now maybe someone can explain to me how in the hell Patrick Kaleta earned any all-star votes.
26. Edmonton Oilers (12-14-5) Week 9 Rank – 27: The Oilers may have added a cheering squad, and I will be first to discuss the dangers involved with that. The rookies were clearly distracted in one game though apparently they were motivated by said cheering squad to get their act together to steamroll Columbus in their next game. Craig Anderson will judge next time the Avs visit.
27. Ottawa Senators (14-17-4) Week 9 Rank – 25: Quickly on their way to establishing themselves as cellar dwellers, the Senators have another losing week, and are on the wrong end of the Capitals ending their losing streak. Goalie competition: Leclaire 1-0, Elliot 0-3.
28. Toronto Maple Leafs (12-16-4) Week 9 Rank – 28: A 1-2 swing through western Canada, though a second straight week without being shutout. The issue is now trying to score some more goals outside of Mikhail Grabovski.
29. New Jersey Devils (9-21-2) Week 9 Rank – 29: A familiar view for the Devils, though for a second Kovalchuk and Brodeur both looked like they could reverse New Jersey’s fortunes. Then Brodeur looked like a senior citizen again. Kovalchuk may be doing better, but New Jersey is still a long way from actually improving out of 29th.
30. New York Islanders (6-18-6) Week 9 Rank – 30: The Islanders picked up their first win in the month of December. They then picked up another point for a shootout loss. Three points in a week. A few more weeks like this and they may pass New Jersey if Martin Brodeur is still lacing them up while collecting social security.